Failed eBay Purchases

I apologize, it has been a while. I cannot say I have been particularly busy.

I am going to highlight some recent failed eBay purchases. I have a long and storied history with eBay. There have been good times, and there have been very very bad times.

Failed Item For 8/29/06:

Now I'm not sure exactly what I was thinking when I bid on this. Am I harboring a secret desire to be some sort of sexy referee? I paid $9.99 for this fashion abomination. Now, it wouldn't be so bad if it fit me like it does on the mannequin. The ad said, and I quote, "It seems to melt to your body for the perfect sexy fit!" This is a lie. It clings to my bosoms nicely (as most things/people are compelled to do.), but it droops about my waist making it look slightly reminiscent to Richard Nixon's jowls.

I guess I could always "Cinch it."


Ah well, thems the breaks, right?. I am more than positive there will be more failed eBay purchases in the future. I will keep you choads updated.