Halloween was awesome

THE FINAL COUNTDOWN

AAHDFHEJRHEHR I'm so excited! Only 2 days until Michael Showalter and Michael Ian Black are here to provide me with endless hahas. ENDLESS HAHAS I SAY!

OHOHOH and onlyl 13 days until HALLOWEEN! I plan to be swarthed in purple velvet, ready to do Prince proud.

FLION!

If you know me, you know that I love winged lions, or flions, as I like to call them. In fact, I love flions SO much that I have decided to tattoo one on my body. This is where I need your help. Being that I am indecisive and a tattoo is a pretty big decision, I need your help decided where on my body to have this mythical creature permanently etched into my skin.

I was thinking the back of the neck, but Chad said that's the new tramp stamp. Perhaps a small flion on my forearm? The children I work with would be fascinated by it.

Give a girl some advice!

Chili Dog Paradise

There is a new hot dog stand that has opened on Duval and 45th. It's named Big Daddy's and the proprietors are very friendly. I had the Texas Dog, a hot dog topped with ranch dressing, chili, cheese, and onions (well, no onions for me of course). It was fucking delicious. It fell apart on me, but that was okay, because it just meant chili and cheese just fell all over my fries. FREE CHILI CHEESE FRIES Y'ALL! Also, a fork was provided for my convenience.

In closing, excellent chili dogs, fresh crinkle fries, friendly owners, pleasant outdoor seating (it was just in a parking lot, but I felt very pleased and comfortable.), Big Daddy's is the fucking best.

If you don't eat there, and they close down, I will kick your ass.

P.S. They have veggie dogs for all you fancypants.

DO YOU STILL LOVE ME?

OMG it's been over a month. September was a shitty month. It was way too busy. You know how I hate anything that involves effort.

RECAP!!!!!

• I've started working at the elementary school again. The other day I was playing basketball with some 3rd and 4th graders and I fell down twice. I like that in a group of 9 year olds, I am the most uncoordinated.
  
• Bitten: A Zombie Rock Odyssey opened last Friday. There were a few technical problems, but overall I think it went rather well. The reviewer for the Chronicle came on opening night. WTF?
  
• I am trying to work up the courage to quit my job. I am such a pussy. I hate confrontations. I am considering submitting my two-weeks notice via email. What do you think?
  

Really though, I need a new job. If you have an suggestions or leads, let me know.

FOR SERIOUS Y'ALL

Failed eBay Purchases

I apologize, it has been a while. I cannot say I have been particularly busy.

I am going to highlight some recent failed eBay purchases. I have a long and storied history with eBay. There have been good times, and there have been very very bad times.

Failed Item For 8/29/06:

Now I'm not sure exactly what I was thinking when I bid on this. Am I harboring a secret desire to be some sort of sexy referee? I paid $9.99 for this fashion abomination. Now, it wouldn't be so bad if it fit me like it does on the mannequin. The ad said, and I quote, "It seems to melt to your body for the perfect sexy fit!" This is a lie. It clings to my bosoms nicely (as most things/people are compelled to do.), but it droops about my waist making it look slightly reminiscent to Richard Nixon's jowls.

I guess I could always "Cinch it."


Ah well, thems the breaks, right?. I am more than positive there will be more failed eBay purchases in the future. I will keep you choads updated.

Best Print Ads EVER.

These are print ads for Chopstix. You can't read it, but it says, "Can't hate everything."

Who are the ad wizards that came up with this? They are geniuses. GENIUSES I TELL YOU!